You know you are a nerd when... you wish your life began each day with a cruise director message. What exactly does this mean? Well... it means every morning I would hear chimes go off (signaling the impending message) and then the comedian I have hired as the cruise director would then tell me (interspursed with jokes) the temperature outside, the best route to drive to work that day, what specials they are having at my local grocery store that I can't miss out on, which outfit I should wear, and then end his perky message with a "wahoo" shout that makes me feel like I'd better get out of bed before I miss out on any more fun out there in the busy world. If I were rich, my life would come complete with a cruise director :o) Maybe I need to start watching the TODAY Show as a cheap replacement for the cruise perk that I miss so much.
