Dry-Heaving

I think I can safely consider this morning one of the most unpleasant mornings I've had in a long, long time. Here's how it went down...I woke up, stumbled into the bathroom and found the sink faucet through my "it's morning and I can't see a thing" eyes and turned it on. I leaned down to splash my face, washed up for a second, THEN realized my face had head-on met a gigantic cockroach at the bottom of the sink that was ALIVE. I was so close I could practically smell him! I screamed, dry-heaved, smashed and flushed the massive guy. I think my poor neighbor's thought I was being violated...but I guess in a small way I was :o) Needless to say, I am still nauseated just thinking about my close encounter with this grossest of gross buggies! I hope to never get in that kind of proximity's with such a creepy-crawly thing again!