I have two very distinct worlds in my head... Nick/Jessica and SINGLE John Mayer. I am having a very hard time letting go of their pasts. I see Johnica (this picture was taken yesterday) and I really don't know how to handle it. I mean, "chicken of the sea" girl meets "wonderland" boy is almost too much for me to take in. I fell head-over-heels for John years ago when I heard him on a morning radio station. I laughed my way to work and ever since that day I have been hooked on John. He is a genius with a good sense of humor... creating his endearing whit. Jessica... looks really good and dates untouchable guys. Nothing about her, that I know of, makes me think she's good enough for dear John. I would give anything to be related to John because I would call him up and talk some sense into him. I would say "remember how giddy Corrine Bailey Rae made you? Can't we try going in that direction for a while, Johnny?" I just want the best for him... really, I do. He deserves to be with someone as amazing as he is. Being the good friend I am, I would have to tell him my honest disapproving opinion if he ever were to ask me. I know she has bubble-toes John... but can't we see past that?
